dr. desiree lear received
her ph.d. in planetary geology from orbita collegium in 2112. she has
spent the last 5 years specializing in laser technology, mineral surveying
and extraction. traveling to numerous planets and moons, meeting the inhabitants,
and matching wits with her fellow colleagues, you could say desiree has
been around. to let you know a little secret... dr. lear's iq is nothing
compared to her common sense. so, don't be afraid to ask her a question!
when i journeyed to volitar i ate, slept and drank this woman's advice.
of course, i never knew when she was serious, but she sure was a whole
lot of fun.
good luck and may your questions
be answered. sincerely, trevor braiden.
*if you haven't figured
it out on your own, after reading her bio, dr. desiree lear is a fictional
character created for the volitar cd "murder mystery mayhem".
if you actually use her advice, you cannot hold her responsible unless
something great comes of it.
i plan on attending a volitar party and am not sure what i should wear.
how do people dress in the year 2117? the countdown has started and the
party is just around the corner. you've got to help me desiree!
naked in the north
you haven't told me if you are male or female... because if you are the
former, i will be right over to help you personally. if you are female,
i don't want to give away all my secrets but will head you in the right
direction. women, if you are going to a volitar party dress to have an
evening of saucy dancin' fun. i adore wigs and have one for everyday of
an earth week. sometimes i feel like being a redhead, occasionally a silver-head,
for special times my green wig matching my eyes is just the right touch.
there are so many possibilities and i'll let you in on a little secret...only
trevor braiden knows my real color. wigs, wigs, wigs, any color, any design,
any length will have you feeling fun the moment you slip it on. next,
find two contrasting lip colors. my favorites are a deep dark red worn
on my upper lip while using a pale crystal pink on my lower lip. you can
try putting the glosses and light colors on your upper lip and darks on
the bottom lip...you'll know which combination is best for you. finally,
be sure you have given some attention to your hands. it would be embarrassing
trying to learn the dance faces after meeting another volitarian,
and at the wrong moment you realize how unsightly your hands are-devestation
to say the least. don't ruin the moment, get creative. i pick different
colors and designs, and like to grow every other nail long. your jewelry
choice should be as original as your signature. just remember, if you
feel fun and saucy you have chosen the right accessories. as far as clothing
is concerned, i'm not sure what is available to you in your location and
year. plastics, metallics, synthetics, the idea is to dress fun and add
a futuristic twist and i'm sure the volitar party will be a success. just
remember...wigs! lips! hands!
gentleman, if you can get your hands on brightly dyed animal and reptile
prints your troubles will be over. i'm talking about purple snake skin,
paisley printed cow hide or gold alligator skin made into hats, ties,
pants, or shoes. if this is difficult to come by always turn to your plastics
and synthetics. they will make you wonderfully hot and sweaty. only a
few prestigious men on volitar wear real animal skin. after animals became
scarce on earth, factories started making synthetic animal prints which
allowed for the bright colors. soon after the animals became extinct,
the acid rain followed causing an increase in baldness. while women chose
wigs, most men decided to wear a variety of full brimmed hats bringing
back many historic styles. of course they are made from plastic or fake
animal skin, but still just as sexy. you should definitely pay attention
to your hands. individuality and creativity are expressed through the
hands. whether it be jewelry, nail designs, or tattoos, don't be caught
making a toast, or on the dance floor with an expressionless hand. remember
men...animal skin! hats! hands!
enjoy your party,
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